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Last author: The Crimson King
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PICS OF ME.

These are some pictures of me, my friends and anything else I deem important. Except sex. No porn on Elftown. But uh. . . if you REALLY need to see me naked. . . just email me and maybe we can work something out . . . I'm kidding you sick bastards! ! !

Let me know what you think, all feedback is appreciated.

Bandanas are soooo hot. I look kinda pissed in this picture. Why? Because I AM!!!

Me in my Hollister shirt. Hotness.

I've been told I look like Colin Farrell in this one. I don't believe it, but it was a nice thought . . .

I LOVE this picture. . . So hot, if I do say so myself.

The hottest redneck on the face of the EARTH! ! !

Finally growing back my facial hair.

Love my Hemi hat.

Me currently. I'm SO FUCKING IRISH!

My tattoo. Describes me well.

Blonde once again. My hair's gonna fall out someday.

This is the infamous Stealth. You've all heard wonderful stories, now see the real thing, live and in living color. . .

Me at the fair. Like the hat? I like it.

The blondiest of blondes. Don't bother trying to understand. You won't.

Random small pictures. Enjoy muthafucka.

I'm wearing a cowboy hat.
Now FUCK me!!! Ahahahahahaa!

Hot Or Not submission. I was a nine until I refused to meet people or talk to them so I got bumped down to a 5.2, cocksuckers.

Picture of me at school. Someone I would rather forget took it. I was angry and quite scraggly, if I do say so myself. . .

I guess I'm the meat. Another personal joke not worth the effort of explaining.

One of my senior pictures. You like? I like.

Ugly pic but it's me so I guess I'll keep it up. I DO like that shirt though, isn't it FABULOUS?!?!

This is me sitting on my car, the infamous STEALTH.

2005-12-20 [Chocozuma's Revenge]: As long as maintaining you doesn't involve me scraping your ass off the bathroom floor. You were in love with that toilet one night, I swear you were hugging it, "I'll NEVER let go!"

2005-12-20 [The Crimson King]: lol. i was still getting sick, and you tried to make me go to bed so you could fondle me.

2005-12-21 [Chocozuma's Revenge]: I was attempting to decide which was worse...Fondling you and possibly getting thrown up on...or going to bed horny...

2005-12-21 [The Crimson King]: you opted for the first one, if i remember correctly. . .

2005-12-21 [Chocozuma's Revenge]: I think I picked the lesser of two disgusting evils...

2005-12-22 [The Crimson King]: lol yeah, that WAS pretty gross. Never again, I say.

2005-12-22 [Chocozuma's Revenge]: I HOPE you're talking about the puking and sickness being gross...and NOT talking about sleeping with me being gross...I .WILL .KILL .YOU . . .

2005-12-22 [The Crimson King]: *whistling*

2005-12-23 [Chocozuma's Revenge]: Funny Dustin I didn't think you were patiently awaiting death to fly in on swift wings at the age of 20...

2005-12-23 [Mischievious Kitty]: dustin i'd answer cuz that'd be a lil harsh, we all know megans hott and NOT gross

2005-12-23 [Chocozuma's Revenge]: That's right. My home-slice, Leslie, is pullin for me :D

2005-12-24 [Mischievious Kitty]: remember that the next time dustin has me on the floor or something and i'm screaming for help...

2005-12-24 [The Crimson King]: lol you are all powerless against my charms. . . and my masculine wiles of course. now that i am complete wit acqua di gio cologne i am truly a force to be reckoned with and an iresistible hunk of man. . .

2005-12-24 [Chocozuma's Revenge]: I'll remember. And No I can't resist your charms but I can't exactly drag you off of Leslie easily becuase...YOU'RE HEAVY! Little Ol Me Can't drag you around.

2005-12-25 [The Crimson King]: You calling me fat? *feathers puff up, eyes glaze over in preparation for carnage*

2005-12-25 [Mischievious Kitty]: no hon... you've bulked up remember? all those muscles.....

2005-12-25 [Chocozuma's Revenge]: OOh so beefy...

2005-12-26 [Mischievious Kitty]: come on megan... we need to stroke his ego a little more... so he'll be the dustin we know and love oh so much!

2005-12-26 [The Crimson King]: lying to me won't help anything. . .

2005-12-26 [Chocozuma's Revenge]: We're not lying so much as encouraging your vanity.

2005-12-26 [Mischievious Kitty]: dustin we wouldn't lie to you.... we love you really

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